Captain Corruption\'s Commentary

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

State of the Union Epiphany

It hit me during the . I have finally figured it out. I have seen the light. I am now aware of the plan, and it's just pure brilliance.

How could this have escaped me previously?

You see, "They hate us for our freedoms," right? Sooooo the plan all along was to pass the , hold prisoners in with no right of , indulge our governments whims at secret prisons internationally, and engage in domestic spying without warrants. Why you ask?

If they hate us for our freedoms, then all we have to do is eliminate our freedoms and they'll stop hating us!

Sheer brilliance. Count me in.


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