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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Latest Terror Threat - Morrissey?

Try not to laugh. No really, this is serious stuff here. This might be more important than cartoon violence and hunting accidents. Smiths front man is a credible national security threat and potential .

After speaking out about the and governments the investigated and interviewed pop singer Morrissey. According to the pop diva himself:

"The FBI and the Special Branch have investigated me and I've been interviewed and taped and so forth.

"They were trying to determine if I was a threat to the government, and similarly in England. But it didn't take them very long to realise that I'm not."


What kind of a threat could Morrissey possibly be? I'm not so sure the man presents a credible threat to Michael Jackson, let alone to . A threat to troop morale perhaps? Oh wait, wait I've got it... I forgot the he declared on dj's everywhere:

Burn down the disco
Hang the blessed dj
Because the music that they constantly play
It says nothing to me about my life
Hang the blessed dj
Because the music they constantly play

On the leeds side-streets that you slip down
Or provincial towns you jog ’round
Hang the dj, hang the dj, hang the dj
Hang the dj, hang the dj, hang the dj


Oh our good old FBI, looking out for the freedom and safety of discos and DJ's everywhere. I hear they've got Fred Schneider on ice right now ready to spill the beans about his insidious Rock Lobster plot.

Why can't Jihad Jerry get this kinda free press???

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