Captain Corruption\'s Commentary

Friday, February 03, 2006

Bush requests ban on himself!

From the State of the Union

Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research, human cloning in all its forms, creating or implanting embryos for experiments, creating human-animal hybrids, and buying, selling or patenting human embryos.

Bush's call for a human animal hybrid ban has caused quite an uproar at the White House where many suspect hybrids abound, from the head Chimp on down.

Dick Cheney, who is thought to be a chickenhawk/man, told reporters today that the State of the Union was not intended to be taken literally by anyone.

Read the rest at Tom Burka dot com. Really, click the link. I couldn't possibly write a better gag!


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