Captain Corruption\'s Commentary

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Newsflash! College students are horny and don't always behave themselves!

I'm shocked. SHOCKED I tell you! kids misbehaving? College kids making jokes and playing grab-ass?

Thank God for the American Association of University Women's latest research bringing this vital issue to life!

From CNN:

Researchers found that 62 percent of college students experienced sexual harassment, and 32 percent of college students said they were victims of physical harassment.

"The primary form of harassment that we're seeing is actually non-contact: it tends to be remarks, gestures and jokes," Elena Silva, the report's co-author, said in a telephone interview. "But the fact that one-third of college students are experiencing some form of physical harassment is certainly a concern."

In a representative survey of 2,036 undergraduates at U.S. colleges and universities, 41 percent said they had sexually harassed someone.

"In most cases, these students say that they thought it was funny, the other person liked it, or it is 'just a part of school life,'" the report found.

Common types of physical harassment include being touched, grabbed or pinched in a sexual way, or intentionally brushing up against someone in a sexual way, the study found...

Less than 10 percent of all students report sexual harassment to a school employee, the study found. Most student victims say the incident was "not a big deal" even though it made victims feel "helpless" or "horrible."

"We have a real contradiction where students are saying, on the one hand, it's no big deal and didn't report it ... but on the other hand, they say, 'Yes, I was upset by it, yes, it made me feel bad about myself,'" Silva said.


Well now we better protect these poor little kids. We wouldn't want them exiting college with lessons in how to deal with reality now, would we? We must ensure nothing in their collegiate experience makes them upset.

I've got it! Federally funded chemical castration and chastity belts for all college students. That'll take care of this scourge!

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