Captain Corruption\'s Commentary

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Bush Joke (hmmm was that redundant?)

George was scheduled to visit the Church outside Washington.

Bush's campaign manager visits the Bishop, and says, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of our position on stem cell research and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say that the President is a saint."

The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The church needs funds so I'll do it."

Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug. The sermon progresses- the Bishop begins his homily: "George W. Bush is petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his military record! and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country for oil and money, and is using it to lie to the American people. He is the worst example of a Methodist I've ever personally known. But compared to , is a saint.





Got the joke via e-mail from Chris at Politics of the Day so I don't claim it as mine. Had to share though!

1 Comments:

Blogger Baron bleu-obscur said...

Hahaha!!!

HILARIOUS!
Very good one!

4:46 PM  

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