Captain Corruption\'s Commentary

Thursday, November 10, 2005

God voted out of city

Sensible voters in Dover Pennsylvania voted out all eight school board members who had supported teaching in the local schools. Setting yet another fine example of Christian love and compassion warned residents of Dover they had voted God out of their city, and they should not look to Him for help in the future. He went so far as to predict disaster on his 700 Club broadcast:

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city..."

"And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there.

"If they have future problems in Dover, I recommend they call on Charles Darwin. Maybe he can help them."

Well at least he doesn't recommend calling .


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