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Friday, October 07, 2005

Who's more absurd, PETA or Barnes and Barnes?


How bout that fine image above. That's the cover of PETA's new pamphlet, Your Daddy Kills Animals, designed to teach children about the awful horrors of, that's right, fishing. Allow me to share some tasty excerpts:

“Ask your daddy why he's hooked on killing!

Since your daddy is teaching you the wrong lessons about right and wrong, you should teach him that fishing is killing and killing is wrong.

Until your daddy learns that killing is wrong keep your doggies and kitties away from him. He's so hooked on killing defenseless animals they could be next!"

Now lets hear what Barnes and Barnes have to say:
Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum

In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer they can't talk

I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in

They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums

Roly poly fish heads are never seen
Drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants
with Oriental women

Yeah.

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum

Its no contest in my mind, wins the absurdity award hands down.

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