Captain Corruption\'s Commentary

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Stirring the Pre-School Pledge Pot

So a couple pre-schoolers I know have been taught the . Ahh yes, that wonderful tool of indoctrination. This marks the true beginning of a dozen years of programming they will receive designed to subjugate their individual will to the collective.

One's mind boggles further when one knows that the pre-school attended by said children is a Christian school. Is a pledge to a piece of cloth not ?

"But Captain," you say, "Didn't you pledge allegiance to the flag daily throughout your indoctrination in the American school system? You turned out to be a free thinker, how bad could a little patriotism be?"

Hey shuddup already, I'm trying to spin some sort of image as a radical here, sheesh.

Now then, raise your left hand, place your right hand on your wallet, and repeat after me:

I pledge allegiance to the fads
Of the United States of America
And to the consumers on whom they prey
No money down
Financing available
With endless interest and payments for all.


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