Captain Corruption\'s Commentary

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

The Smurfs go to war!

By now you've seen the ' Tourism Boards latest video, right? No?!? Well check it out here then.

Now the real question is, have you seen the latest episode of The Smurfs?

Belgian television viewers were given a preview of the 25-second film earlier this week, when it was shown on the main evening news. The reactions ranged from approval to shock and, in the case of small children who saw the episode by accident, wailing terror.

The short film pulls no punches. It opens with the dancing, hand-in-hand, around a campfire and singing the Smurf song. Bluebirds flutter past and rabbits gambol around their familiar village of mushroom- shaped houses until, without warning, bombs begin to rain from the sky.

Tiny Smurfs scatter and run in vain from the whistling bombs, before being felled by blast waves and fiery explosions. The final scene shows a scorched and tattered Baby Smurf sobbing inconsolably, surrounded by prone Smurfs.

Originally thought to be footage from a Belgian produced UNICEF commercial, Hammer of Truth has revealed that the footage is actually from reporters embedded with an invading Snork liberation army.

Snork Private Eight Ball had this to share: "Personally, I think, uh... they don't really want to be involved in this war. You know, I mean... they sort of took away our freedom and gave it to the, to the smurfers, you know. But they don't want it. They'd rather be alive than free, I guess. Poor dumb bastards."

Smurfette was overheard remarking "Me so smurfy! Me smurf you long time!"

La la la la la la, la la la ahh ahhhhhhurhhhhhhhghg!!!!!!

(See Excerpts, after an advertisement, via this link to CNN... look for their video link midway down on the right of the story. Hey, their servers can afford the bandwidth, mine can't!)


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