Captain Corruption\'s Commentary

Monday, August 29, 2005

50,000 bare breasted virgins? It's good to be the king!

When you're the last absolute monarch in Sub Saharan you might as well make the most of it.

King Mswati III of held court Sunday over the annual ceremony to choose his thirteenth wife from 50,000 eligible virgins clad in short skirts and not much else. Oh sure, the ceremony has its detractors, but do ya think the 37 year old King cares? He might not care during the ceremony, but one participant made a very practical point.

Police officer in training Patience Dlamini shared the following wisdom:

"This thing of many wives is not good, how does he satisfy them all?"

It may be good to be the , but we know the Queens will ultimately rule.


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