Captain Corruption\'s Commentary

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Pretty Blondes Safe at Home - Film at 11:00

Dateline June 29th, 2005

Publishers across the nation are desperate, and need your help. The MLB is in rehab, the Michael Jackson Trial is over, the runaway bride has repented, no cover girls have gone missing of late, and the autopsy has confirmed that Terri Schiavo is still dead. Editor's nationwide have been forced into a week long slump of headlines dedicated to repetitive and boring presidential speeches, supreme court rulings, and tales of the soooo last war Taliban. This is NO WAY to sell newspapers! Someone PLEASE kidnap a pretty young steroid abusing pedophile before Time Warner goes broke!


Post a Comment

<< Home